Haileyisms- 5 years

I am a bit behind writing this post (isn't that about typical for me these days?) Most of these quotes come from months ago.

This is one of my favorite posts to write. Hailey can be so funny.

1. While shopping for clothes, the attendant helping us asked Hailey what her name is. She responded with "Batgirl". We have since had talks about how she needs to be secretive and not let people know she is Batgirl. Batgirl hides her identity. So Hailey has instead changed her name to Rachel, so no one will know she is Batgirl.

2. After making some kind statement (I really don't remember what) Hailey ended with "Entertain that!"

3. While driving in the car from the back seat Hailey said to me, "Mom, you are my masterpiece. You are good and great to me. I love you!"

4. Again, while driving in the car, Hailey asked Rara, "What is the train called that Papa rides to work?" Rara responded with "The Frontrunner." Hailey then asked, "Are the other ones the Backrunner?"

5. After a quick bathroom break at Lagoon Hailey was attempting to throw away a paper towel. She stood a few feet back and tried to throw it in and missed. And missed again. And again, and again... After finally making it into the trash can Hailey exclaimed (in a Batman voice) "First try!" (That is a quote from the Lego movie, if you haven't ever seen it...)

6. Kyle introduced Hailey to Smash Bros on the Wii. She loves it. One evening she asked Kyle to play. Keira tried to repeat Smash Bros. Hailey said it again for Keira to repeat again. Keira made another attempt. Hailey said, "No! Not marshmallow!"

7. After eating a filling Christmas Eve dinner Hailey sat back in her chair and said, "I am a wild beast!" And then, "I am stuffed like a tomato!"

8. Hailey has been learning to read and is picking up on words everywhere. My parents took the girls to see a movie at the movie theater. Hailey spotted a sign that said "Box Office." Confused, Hailey asked Rara why the sign said "box of ice?"

9. Hailey's logic is hilarious. She loves to play Apples to Apples. My parents found a version with pictures and Hailey is obsessed. When given the word "clean" Hailey put down a picture of a man with a camera who very obviously was a tourist. Her reasoning was that he took a shower and then went to Hawaii. When given the word "fun" she put down a picture of a dinosaur skeleton, because it is fun to go to the museum and see the dinosaurs. She won both of those points.

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Hailey's birthday may or may not have been 4 months ago... and I finally sat down to record her yearly interview. I think my favorite part of the interview is what she wants to be when she grows up: a scientist, a doctor, and a cashier. :)